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Operador: 911 emergencies.
Niño: Yeah I need some help.
Operador: What’s the matter?
Niño: With my math.
Operador: With your mouth?
Niño: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operador: Sure. Where do you live?
Niño: No with my math.
Operador: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Niño: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operador: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Niño: Okay.
Operador: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Niño: I have take aways.
Operador: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Niño: Yeah.
Operador: Alright, what’s the problem?
Niño: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operador: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Niño: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operador: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
Niño: I don’t know, 1.
Operador: No. How old are you?
Niño: I’m only 4.
Operador: 4!
Niño: Yeah.
Operador: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.
Niño: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operador: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Niño: 5.
Mujer: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Niño: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Mujer: What did I tell you about going on the phone?!
Operador: It’s the mother…
Niño: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Mujer: I didn’t mean the police!

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